i still feel jumpy from the events that took place this morning

I was minding my own business enjoying a nice warm shower when I got that weird feeling you get when you're being watched. I slowly turned toward the shower curtain thinking about my day instead of the weirdness when I saw a sliver of a crack and an eye staring back at me. I lost it.

After he got done laughing and protecting he's genitals he told me it was when I yelled out, "Hey...NO!" and tried to cover myself that he realized the prank worked far better than he had hoped.

Funny, I remember it this way. There was a neighbor boy, Megan's friend, I was watching at the house. He and Megan were playing together downstairs and thought nothing of getting in the shower. Well, you can imagine when I saw the eye in the lower half of the shower who I thought it was. In about 2 seconds this ran through my head, HEY Bryon what are you doing. Oh My...NO! You're not suppose to be in here. What are you doing? Wait a minute that's not Bryon. Holy crap, who is that. And then I remembered Adam was going to come home to pick something up and I realized, @#%&...it's Adam. Finally the fear I felt inside became audible and I couldn't stop screaming. I was yelling at him soft profanities and all the while he was laughing. I simply couldn't believe he would do this to me, except I could, this wasn't the first time.

I guess it's the Irish way of saying I love you. Or in his words, "adding spice to your life."


PS Looks like Megan's day was full of the Irish too. She keeps coming up to me with all kinds of stories about hearing Leprechauns.

funny to me

1. A conversation had one evening while Adam and I walked down the hall to our room and the kids were brushing their teeth.

me: "Adam I need you to help me with one thing tonight before bed."

adam: "UGH!" (It's not really so much the UGH as it is the sound made when saying it. I asked Adam how I would type it out and he said it wasn't possible. He's probably right. It's the sound that makes it so great, not the word. It's something we say in an exasperated funny way toward each other when we know what the other is asking...I wish you could hear it it always makes me laugh. ps I believe the original came from me)

bella: said from the bathroom, "Dad, that doesn't sound like a very good attitude."


2. hot tropical sun aimed without mercy at those who have any ambition whatsoever -story people


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Monday night Adam brought this video to my attention and we watch it several time in a row laughing uncontrollably each time. It's four minutes long and it may take a minute to load, but it's so worth your time. Particularly listen to the announcer in the background. I didn't pick up on what she was saying until the third time through...hilarious.