I was minding my own business enjoying a nice warm shower when I got that weird feeling you get when you're being watched. I slowly turned toward the shower curtain thinking about my day instead of the weirdness when I saw a sliver of a crack and an eye staring back at me. I lost it.
After he got done laughing and protecting he's genitals he told me it was when I yelled out, "Hey...NO!" and tried to cover myself that he realized the prank worked far better than he had hoped.
Funny, I remember it this way. There was a neighbor boy, Megan's friend, I was watching at the house. He and Megan were playing together downstairs and thought nothing of getting in the shower. Well, you can imagine when I saw the eye in the lower half of the shower who I thought it was. In about 2 seconds this ran through my head, HEY Bryon what are you doing. Oh My...NO! You're not suppose to be in here. What are you doing? Wait a minute that's not Bryon. Holy crap, who is that. And then I remembered Adam was going to come home to pick something up and I realized, @#%&...it's Adam. Finally the fear I felt inside became audible and I couldn't stop screaming. I was yelling at him soft profanities and all the while he was laughing. I simply couldn't believe he would do this to me, except I could, this wasn't the first time.
I guess it's the Irish way of saying I love you. Or in his words, "adding spice to your life."
PS Looks like Megan's day was full of the Irish too. She keeps coming up to me with all kinds of stories about hearing Leprechauns.
7 comments:
I feel kind of freaked out for you! My Jay is always trying to scare me. For the life of me, I cannot figure out why that is fun for anyone.
So, so, so, so glad it was Adam. But I did love your response.
I agree with Lucy, I want to scream and start jumping all around just reading it. A similar thing happened to me when I was drying my hair. I was bent over and when I flipped my head back up my husband was standing RIGHT next to me. I couldn't stop myself from screaming even though I knew it was him immediately. I'm not a screamer either so my reaction surprised me. We got a good laugh out of it. Glad to know I'm not the only one who would react in this way.
Oh my gosh I thought you were going to say the eye was staring at you through the window or something!!! I am so not surprised that it was Adam. I would think that after living with him so long you would have lost your reaction/ability to be scared.. he is always up to something. I would have completely freaked out.
This sounds so creepy, even though I can imagine how funny it was for Adam to be doing that. I would have wigged out!
I would FREAK! cause every time I shower I have that fear already in me of someone coming in to "get me" LOL! EEEKKK!!!!!!
tara
That's hilarious! I would die!
Leprechauns visited our house too. Alex seems to think that they just mess up a room and that's how you know they were here. So, I had to make him clean up a lot of messes yesterday.
I was freaked out vicariously! Sounds like Adam definitely adds spice to your life.
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